Insominator©

La Cassette™ presents you Insominator © the toughest NRG drink on the market right now. Loved by DJ’s and dancers from all around the world for its extremely high caffeine and sugar content. With Insominator you’ll be sure to keep the energy strong, sleep is so overrated anyway. 

Experience the unique taste of rosebuds with just a hint of drippy salted caramel obtained by refined dancefloor sweats. 

Caution: Overdrive Fueled Product causing bass-incensed triptomania’s.

Ingredients: Jet Fuel Recycled Water, Fermented Guarana Juice, Sucrose, Glucose, Lacaose, Acid, Citric Acid, Nitric Acid, Just A Bunch Of Acids Basically, Taurine (7,3%), Urine, Acidity Irregulator, Carbon Dioxide, All kinds Of Things That End With Ium And Ine, Vitamins (Not Really).

FFD = Far From Done

Disclaimer: La Cassette is not responsible for any sudden and uncontrollable bursts of energy that result in you sprinting to the club before realizing it’s only 8 PM, ordering 17 vodka Insominators because “you can definitely handle it,” accidentally becoming the DJ after convincing yourself you have world-class mixing skills, engaging in a six-hour dance battle with a stranger who may or may not actually exist, yelling “one more song!” at the dj who has very much already stopped playing, experiencing an unshakable belief that you are now the spiritual leader of the afterparty, texting your ex in full Shakespearean prose at 4 AM, convincing the bouncer that you should be allowed behind the velvet rope based purely on "main character energy," waking up in a different country with no memory of how you got there but with a suspiciously expensive bar tab, challenging the club’s neon lights to a staring contest and losing, mistaking yourself for a famous influencer and confidently starting a livestream that gains exactly three viewers (one of whom is your mom), unlocking the ability to dance for six hours straight without breaking a sweat but collapsing the moment you step outside, loudly explaining quantum physics to a stranger in the smoking area despite having no prior knowledge of the subject, smoking three packs of ciggy’s in thirty minutes, walking into the bathroom mirror and sincerely apologizing to your own reflection, or any other high-energy, mildly chaotic, or deeply questionable nightlife behaviors that may occur after consuming our insanely strong energy drink, drink at your own risk and don’t say we didn’t warn you.